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Fun with Bing Translator

Post by  ҉  » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:33 pm

This is a fun game. Bing is a bad translator. Type a sentence in English. Translate it to another language. Translate that to another language. Do this over and over (although you don't actually have to do it that much) and then translate it back to English. The sentence bears very little relation to what you typed.

Light the seven sacred rings! = Nose ring and not the seven and his brother.
;.'.;'::.;:".":;",,;':",;

(Kzinti script, as best as can be displayed in Human characters, translated roughly as "For the Patriarchy!")

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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by Vinyl » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:53 pm

Hello, how are you? = What is health?
I like to play video games. = I think it's a video game.
The Irish need more potatoes. = In Ireland, more potatoes.
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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by  ҉  » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:03 pm

It suddenly occurs to me that what we're doing is playing single-player Telephone.

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;.'.;'::.;:".":;",,;':",;

(Kzinti script, as best as can be displayed in Human characters, translated roughly as "For the Patriarchy!")

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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by Shadowcatbot » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:23 pm

Fool this machine is simply telling you your true thoughts.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires



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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by Shadowcatbot » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:25 pm

Fire the cannon = Firefox toolbar
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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by Tau » Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:20 pm

And the only prescription is more cowbell. --> Recipe and Bell.

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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:19 am

I will destroy everything you love! = I will destroy everything you love!

It doesn't work always...
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Re: Fun with Bing Translator

Post by MrTargareyan » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:09 am

Your * is being unduly sarcastic=* is all too ironic interpunkcec ì â
Fuck life, I prefer waffles #yolo=Shit, I jippreferu ħajja #yolo waffles
(jippreferu ħajja means prefer life when translated on its own apparently)

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