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Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:22 pm
by Luna
Well there you go folks. Have Nice day weather you are with someone or not. Post other cute and funny cards like to ones bellow.
Re: Happy Valentines/Hearts and Hooves day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:23 pm
by Prototype
Requesting title to be changed to /whatever doesn't offend you, just to fit FC tradition.
Re: Happy Valentines/Hearts and Hooves day
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:24 pm
by Luna
Prototype wrote:Requesting title to be changed to /whatever doesn't offend you, just to fit FC tradition.
Makes sense, will do.
Information: The whole thing didn't fit so now it's just whatever doesn't offend you.
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:41 pm
by Solar112
And i'm just going to sit here alone and watch * for the next few hours.
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:44 pm
by Prototype
solar112 wrote:And i'm just going to sit here alone and watch * for the next few hours.
And pretty much every single guy in the universe will join you.
not in the same room, that would be creepy.
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:49 pm
by Iv121
Valentine's is not something celebrated on the internet

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Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:00 pm
by Ivan2006
Iv121 wrote:Valentine's is not something celebrated on the internet

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You obviously do not have a tumblr account.
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:01 pm
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Iv121 wrote:Valentine's is not something celebrated on the internet

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It is though.
It's celebrated with either "I'll spend this day with my girlfriend. Did I mention I have a girlfriend? Cause I have a girlfriend", "I am lonely I don't have anyone for valentines day someone please feel bad for me or fuck me", or "I'll spend this valentines day looking for someone to do the secks with".
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:02 pm
by Iv121
Well think of it this way: Those who celebrate Valentine's have probably left the comp alone while those who remained don't have much to celebrate, I know its BS and you got many exceptions but its funny to joke about stereotypes.
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:05 pm
by Solar112
Iv121 wrote:Well think of it this way: Those who celebrate Valentine's have probably left the comp alone while those who remained don't have much to celebrate, I know its BS and you got many exceptions but its funny to joke about stereotypes.
Is it really? Is it fun to joke about stereotypes? Is it, terrorist?
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:18 pm
by Iv121
Well if I were an Arab I would have got that stereotype, otherwise you simply have no idea what to apply to me eh ?
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:24 pm
by Solar112
Iv121 wrote:Well if I were an Arab I would have got that stereotype, otherwise you simply have no idea what to apply to me eh ?
You're all the same. You live over in the sandy bit and that's good enough for me.
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:28 pm
by Prototype
Iv121 wrote:Well if I were an Arab I would have got that stereotype, otherwise you simply have no idea what to apply to me eh ?
Mad Jew?
Failing that mad whatever-doesn't-offend-you
Or does IDK
Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:33 pm
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Iv121 wrote:Well if I were an Arab I would have got that stereotype, otherwise you simply have no idea what to apply to me eh ?
You're just a terrorist jew from a poor country, you got nothing to say. Get off the internet before someone blows you up, sandmonkey.
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Re: Happy Whatever Doesn't Offend You.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:50 pm
by Iv121
Hehe you could do much better, its not making fun of stereotypes and in fact it has no stereotypes at all in it, go for the classic greedy trickster Jew motif:
A Jew and an Ukrainian lets say sit in a train, both order some food - The Ukrainian ordered some fat Salo (Traditional Ukrainian food made out of pork) while the Jew ordered some Fish. The Ukrainian asks the Jew "Hey why do you Jews eat so much fish ?" "That’s because it has a lot of ingredients that help us grow our brains, that’s why Jews are clever". The Ukrainian thinks about it and then asks "Hey want to change with me ?", the Jew agrees and starts to eat the Ukrainian's Salo while the Ukrainian eats his fish. So the Jew eats all that fat Salo and he feels filled to the top and goes to sleep while the Ukrainian lies on the bed still feeling hungry after that small fish. "Hey Jew, I think you lied to me" he said "See ? Already becoming cleverer !”