Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.
Okay, time for the short horror stories, right in time for Valentine's Day! Write something that can deprive people of sleep in two sentences (or less). Bonus points for originality.
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You can look left and right and up and down, but it hates to be seen. That's why it likes the dark.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a completely ad-hoc plot device"
— David Langford
— David Langford
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Christian death metal.
"Being a christian democrat is like being a christian satanist" - Adam Berces
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The results are in. You have AIDS.
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Mistake Not... wrote: This isn't rocket science, *!
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Fr0st has quit. Also, the black helicopters are on their way.
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
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Don't worry, I won't kill you. I'm not that generous.
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I'm so sorry, the baby isn't yours. It's also half owl.
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Want to see what happens when I turn the Devil machine off? Not even I know what will happen
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Mistake Not... wrote: This isn't rocket science, *!
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*odd noises, complete silence*
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Homestuck ends.
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You wake up in a sealed wooden box. Someone's shoveling something on it.
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You've been in coma for the past month...
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The internet has been taken down for an undefined period of time.
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I fucked you in your sleep last night dear. It was good.