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Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by cats » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:42 am

Okay, time for the short horror stories, right in time for Valentine's Day! Write something that can deprive people of sleep in two sentences (or less). Bonus points for originality.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by cats » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:46 am

You can look left and right and up and down, but it hates to be seen. That's why it likes the dark.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by CMA » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:28 am

Christian death metal.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Prototype » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:56 am

The results are in. You have AIDS.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Error » Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:35 am

It's not lethal.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Saravanth » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:04 am

Fr0st has quit. Also, the black helicopters are on their way.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:16 am

Don't worry, I won't kill you. I'm not that generous.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by ACH0225 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:51 am

I'm so sorry, the baby isn't yours. It's also half owl.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Prototype » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:56 am

Want to see what happens when I turn the Devil machine off? Not even I know what will happen
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Luna » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:06 pm

*odd noises, complete silence*
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Tau » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:14 pm

Homestuck ends.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:42 pm

You wake up in a sealed wooden box. Someone's shoveling something on it.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Solar112 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:44 pm

You've been in coma for the past month...
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:58 pm

The internet has been taken down for an undefined period of time.
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Re: Scariest thing you can write in two sentences or less.

Post by MrTargareyan » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:42 pm

I fucked you in your sleep last night dear. It was good.
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