Alpland thread

[Ivan2006]

They made variants that replace the sight with a tactical attachment system thingy for the AUG.

About the rifle: Appearently, that seems ot be legit. I didn't even know that this existed. However, since I do not have someone to buy it for me, nor do I have the facilities to properly store it (Austrian gun law requires all guns and ammo to be locked away savely and seperately.)

[ACH0225]

Are you actually an orphan or something?

[Shadowcatbot]

@LS:
After you mentioned wanting to move to Austria.
I thought I should inform you that Austrians like bueaucracy almost as much as Germans, which may be quite different from Brazil, so it seemd important to let you know of the paperwork involved in not being thrown out.

Also, a list of typical Austrian cuisine:

Spoiler:

Leberkäse (looks like a meatloaf, typically served in a bread roll)
Knödel (dumpling, many variations, most notably Semmelknödel, which is often served as a side dish to meals with both meat and sauce)
Spezi (mix of Coca Cola and Fanta, served at every inn and café, but almost never written on the menu, also comes mass produced under the brand name "MezzoMix")
Leitungswasser (tap water. No, this is not a joke. Austrians are particulary proud of their tap water, as it is not chlorinated and therefore Austria has very tasty tap water by international standards. Also inns and restaurants are not allowed to charge you for a glass of tap water - tho if you just order water, you'll get mineral water, so they can charge you.)
Wiener Schnitzel (obviously)
Bosna (similar to a hot dog, except with a different kind of sausage and a picy sauce with onions and curry powder on top)
Dark bread (available in litterally hundreds of variations)

anything important I forgot?

>Claims freedom from American freedomization
>Drinks coca cola products, the most American thing on the planet
>YOUR NOT FREE SIMPLY DISILUSIONED FROM REALITY!

[Ivan2006]

>political things are related to import of softdrinks
>by consuming the food typical of a different country you copy their culture
>it is possible to not get coca cola products as a democracy

yeeeaa...

As for ACH, my entire family is litterally anti-gun. Which isn't even uncommon in Austria.

[ACH0225]

Dye your hair black and act really edgy and depressed, but act more excited and happy when discussing pro-gun stuff and gun things. Then, slowly guilt your guardians into purchasing you a nugget.

[Prototype]

I have no idea is Autria invents this, but I'm currently in the middle of my 18th party (never kind the fact it's on Monday), and fuck Jaegermeister. I'm postponing everything important for a few days until the room stops spinning.

[Vinyl]

purchasing you a nugget.

Just buy a pickaxe then.

[Error]

@Proto try a Dead Budgie sometime. Less kick, more flavour.

inb4 ACH try vodka sometime.

[Prototype]

@Proto try a Dead Budgie sometime. Less kick, more flavour.

inb4 ACH try vodka sometime.

Not entirely sure, but. Might have already. I apologise in advance for any drunk posting.

[ACH0225]

Go have водка

[Prototype]

Go have водка

Already did. Hence the drunk posting.

[Tau]

TIL Jaegermeister is from Austria.

Actually, I think I might have some Jaegermeister swim trunks my grandpa gave me.

[Crash Override]

Austria seems to be a good place to live. Another country that i find very cool is Portugal,Spain,England,Mexico,Russia and [maybe] Canada

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

I wouldn't suggest any south-European countries, Mexico is just as corrupt as Brazil, the only difference being that the country is basically just run by violent drug cartels, Russia isn't heaven on earth either, but England is all right and Canada is great.
Other good countries if you can get to them are Norway and Sweden.

[Ivan2006]

I have no idea is Autria invents this, but I'm currently in the middle of my 18th party (never kind the fact it's on Monday), and fuck Jaegermeister. I'm postponing everything important for a few days until the room stops spinning.

1) Jägermeister is German, not Austrian.
2) How much did you drink? You are supposed to drink that stuff in shots, and then only one at a time. Your own fault for drinking excessive ammounts of Schnaps.

I however found that I had forgotten Almdudler and am going to add it to the list of Austrian cuisine, along with beer, wine (there are some pretty decent wines from Austria) and Schnaps (if you already heard the word, German/Austrian Schnaps is among the strongest drinks you can get, other than in the US (where I heard there is also a thing by the name of Schanps), which is bullshit in comparison. Think Jägermeister without the herbs and spices.)


@LS
What Daynel said. South European countries are generally like Brazil, only not that bad. Mexico is propably even more corrupt than brazil and is run by drug lords. Russia is... okay, but Putin is an asshole and it doesn't look like he's going to stop leading russia anytime soon.