July 4 Reflections on the Revolution

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Re: July 4 Reflections on the Revolution

Post by cats » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:20 pm

After every drunken sexy party, the feral Fenway makes the Walk of Shame. Here, we see it stumbling to his burrow, only to find the entrance blocked. In desperate need of a shower, the Fenway attempts to pry open another of the entrances. Unfortunately, this exercise is to no avail. This Fenway decides to leave his abode in search of a new one. He can travel up to five blocks while hungover, but cannot last more than two days without completing the ritual hygiene cycle.
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Re: July 4 Reflections on the Revolution

Post by CMA » Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:58 pm

catsonmeth wrote:After every drunken sexy party, the feral Fenway makes the Walk of Shame. Here, we see it stumbling to his burrow, only to find the entrance blocked. In desperate need of a shower, the Fenway attempts to pry open another of the entrances. Unfortunately, this exercise is to no avail. This Fenway decides to leave his abode in search of a new one. He can travel up to five blocks while hungover, but cannot last more than two days without completing the ritual hygiene cycle.
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Re: July 4 Reflections on the Revolution

Post by Professor Fenway » Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:45 pm

Wrong scenario. I don't party, I was at my friend's so my parents could be alone. I forgot my keys, and entered through the basement later.

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Re: July 4 Reflections on the Revolution

Post by Chairman_Tiel » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:08 pm

As it would turn out the feral Fenway is also immune to humor and has a tendency to scoff a petty 'jokes' in the wild. Watchers are observed to approach this strange creature with the utmost caution, then, so as to not inadvertently trigger a defense mechanism that may leave the beast camouflaged for months at a time.
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