Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

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Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by Vinyl » Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:22 am

Cards Against Humanity, if you don't know what it is already I advise Google. Moving on to the topic now.
This is meant to be filled with both black and white cards themed to the FC community. Below is what I've managed to come up with so far, in addition to what members have also done. So feel free to post black cards, white cards, or concerns. LET THE CARDS COMMENCE.
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I have them written in a list organize like so, shown for white and black respectively.
- "Card text" - Sourcing of the text
- "Card text" - Optimal answer(s)
White Cards
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- "[INSERT MEMBER NAME HERE]" - Obligatory as well as unnecessary to list in its entirety
- "[INSERT RP FACTION HERE]" - Obligatory as well as unnecessary/difficuly to list in its entirety
- "Dolanowl" - Proto's last resort
- "Fried hatchlings" - From that time when Exion officials dined on the freshly deceased gladiators
- "Commissioned Tiens" - Tiel's Tiens he comm'd
- "Manly bits" - A rather comedic response to LaserBilly's easily stored mech
- "The Conspiracy" - [REDACTED]
- "[REDACTED]" - The Conspiracy
Black Cards
Spoiler:
- "Hyperlite is _____" - Everyone
- "It was obvious Agent Changeling was _____ from the start" - [REDACTED]
Why did I decide to make this thread? I thought it'd be fun.
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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:48 am

Conspiracy references by Vinyl?

K.

Anyway,

White:
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"Drop Bears" - ACH's greatest fear
"Implosive Charge" - Ivan's favourite weapon
"Owl indoctrination" - ACH's response to the conspiracy
Black:
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"I mean the Omaga of _____" - [INSERT MEMBER NAME HERE]

No, seriously, everyone has an Omega nowadays.

Proto: AI
Ivan: Prototype sentient heavy combat robot
LS: Secret Agent

I am pretty sure there are other Omegas, but none spring to mind.
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by Prototype » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:02 am

You appear to forget I actually made a Mech called Omega, and my signature has another different Omega in it which the other Omegas may or may not be named after

Haven't got a clue about what is black and what is white so I'm just going on list a load

METALBAWXES- the Doctor's (Mack) arch enemy

Sentient poop- Fenway's arch enemy

Tiel's basement- ACH's permanent residence

Mechadolanowl- My other last resort. Now with 29% more kill
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Mistake Not... wrote: This isn't rocket science, *!
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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by cats » Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:08 pm

BLACK CARDS

The Mods are in the chatbox. We need __________

_________: the real reason for the FC Forums.

What is Iv's true passion?

The Strigiforme are notorious for:



WHITE CARDS

A new member.

A dead RP.

Owl Hitler.

Germany.

Derailment.

The GM getting bored.

Troll physics.

The Rules.

FIRING TEH LAZOR!

Softcore Owl *.

More dakka.

The Second World War.

Six penises.
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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by Ivan2006 » Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:12 pm

@Proto: Just google Cards against humanity like Vinyl said and you know the difference between white and black.
Anyway, more:

Black:
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"Ivan redacts _____ because of [redacted]" - [redacted]
White:
Spoiler:
"The Dungeon" - FC chat sessions
"Ivan's #" - Seriously, if you don't know you propably don't want to either
"The Chat" - ACH motivating the [shortened] intelligence to indoctrinate the [shortened] assimilation of [shortened] political figues using Omega, although the beforementioned [shortened] intelligence [insert Cerberus joke here]
Quotes:
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by hyperlite » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:00 pm

noo on on eog ero
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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by Ivan2006 » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:15 am

Is hyperlite physically capable of not necroing everything?
Is he posting on everything that turned yellow after his long absence?
Help?
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CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: Cards Against Humanity: Futurecraft Edition

Post by Iv121 » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:28 am

Quit talking to him and start ignoring the necros, your posts are as helpful as his ...
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