I need help.

[Luna]

Give me things you do when you are sad.
Go!

[Keon]

When I am sad I act sad. That's what I do when I'm sad.

[ACH0225]

Read, write, debate, eat, cook, work, assemble, solder shit together...

[Chairman_Tiel]

When I'm sad...I kinda let it hover there for a moment, because I turn into this self-hating muck and bring up everything that's wrong with me. When that list is pathetically short and the points on it easily disproved, as is the case nowadays ('no girl will ever want you' seriously? Is that the best you can do?) I just hold my head high and will myself to pull it together, because in the end there's nothing meaningful to be sad about. That man whose wife just left him? He has something to be sad about. Some guy who just got sentenced for a crime he didn't commit because the jails have quotas to meet? He has something to be sad about.Those starving children in some third world country trying to scrape a living washing fucking cars? They have something to be fucking sad about. But as for me? I'm just being depressed over something comparatively trivial, and that's something that can be fixed on the spot.

And if it isn't, I take a nap. Because nine out of ten times you wake up with a grace period in which you're not down in the dumps to find a resolution to the problem.

Note: Only posting my personal solution to the issue of sadness as per OP request. Dunno how useful the idea of beating yourself into submission will be to you.

[҉]

1. Find nearest cat (rarely more than ~5 meters)
2. Pet cat.
3. ????
4. Profit.

[Crash Override]

I think in the girl that i love..



oh wait....




SADNES OVERLOAD!!

[Chairman_Tiel]

1. Find nearest cat (rarely more than ~5 meters)
2. Pet cat.
3. ????
4. Profit.

I took care of three cats this last December and I have to say the amount of farts the buggers put out kinda offsets any therapeutic benefits.

[҉]

1. Find nearest cat (rarely more than ~5 meters)
2. Pet cat.
3. ????
4. Profit.

I took care of three cats this last December and I have to say the amount of farts the buggers put out kinda offsets any therapeutic benefits.

Don't feed them poultry. They want it, but it gives them gas. Fish is better.

[Tau]

1. Try taking a nap. Always works for me.
2. Pet a cat.
3. Look at ponies.
4. Talk to someone. Have a conversation. (How about me? I'm lonely and sad, too.)

If I think of anything else, I'll put it here.

(Also, mind if I ask why you're sad?)

[Crash Override]

1. Try taking a nap. Always works for me.
2. Pet a cat.
3. Look at ponies.
4. Talk to someone. Have a conversation. (How about me? I'm lonely and sad, too.)

If I think of anything else, I'll put it here.

(Also, mind if I ask why you're sad?)

I LOVE TAKING NAPS.


Works for me.

oh wait..


i sleep a lot...

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

When I'm sad/upset I usually listen to some calming music and go back to interneting.
However it seems any kind of music works, really.

Another thing that can help is to find the most violent fucking game you got and blow up some shit ALL of the shit in it. 60% of the time it works every time.

[cats]

I stalk my enemies and LEARN TO APPRECIATE DEATH.

Or driving. Driving with music helps too.

[Ivan2006]

I put on my .mp3-player, walk in circles, laugh maniacally and then start sobbing because other people are too sad when thinking of each other to properly cooperate productively.
Then I course Fenway and rework my plans against the Strigiforme.

[Prototype]

Stop being sad and be awesome instead

[Iv121]

"Sad" is relative feeling - you can be lonely for example and feel "sad" as a result, so in general you need to take care of the source of the problem.