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What to do when servers are down

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:36 pm

If logging in "The strigaform have been messing with space time again. You are jetted into a nearby system from a warp distortion"

If warping in "A spontaneous warpfart ejects you back from whence you came."

Eh? Little bit of humor to replace error messages?
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Re: What to do when servers are down

Post by Vinyl » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:59 pm

Shadowcat wrote:warpfart

But really, this relies on the fact that people will know what the Strigiforme are in order to get any real humorous gain out of it. This also implies servers will ever be down, don't be so negative.
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Re: What to do when servers are down

Post by cats » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:01 pm

I hate when that happens.
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