Steam Y U Do Dis
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>Be me
>Been using only Steam App so far today
>Get home
>Turn on me PC
>Mess around for a while
>Decide I want to send Ivan this really cool dog
>Open up Steam
>Look at Friends
>It says I'm offline
>But I am
>Check store
>It says I'm offline
>Uwotm8.pdf
>Check community
>It says I'm offline
>SayWaaaaaaat.blob
>Restart Steam, see if that fixes the issue
>Try to log in
>Tries to bullshit me with server problems
>Retry log in
>Same
>Again
>Same
>Again
>Same
Plz am bus
>Been using only Steam App so far today
>Get home
>Turn on me PC
>Mess around for a while
>Decide I want to send Ivan this really cool dog
>Open up Steam
>Look at Friends
>It says I'm offline
>But I am
>Check store
>It says I'm offline
>Uwotm8.pdf
>Check community
>It says I'm offline
>SayWaaaaaaat.blob
>Restart Steam, see if that fixes the issue
>Try to log in
>Tries to bullshit me with server problems
>Retry log in
>Same
>Again
>Same
>Again
>Same
Plz am bus
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
The trolling is strong with Gabe today.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires
Do not open. Ever. At all. Enter at your own risk to life and limb.
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
I've tried reciting the scriptures and applied the holy oils and praised lord GabeN. Nothing's worked so far.
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Try sacrificing your income and 50 virgins, that always works.Vinyl wrote:I've tried reciting the scriptures and applied the holy oils and praised lord GabeN. Nothing's worked so far.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires
Do not open. Ever. At all. Enter at your own risk to life and limb.
Trigger warning
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Memetic biohazard
Error bait
Do not open. Ever. At all. Enter at your own risk to life and limb.
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Bot gore warning
Memetic biohazard
Error bait
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Also, praise both Our Lord GabeN and the Server Connection Overlords; generally a sacrifice of two keyboards and an old monitor are sufficient, but flatscreens are better.
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
You can also sacrifice a goat if you have one available.
If you're lucky, though, the time you have sacrificed is enough.
If you're lucky, though, the time you have sacrificed is enough.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW
Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Goat simulator has taught me one thing: Goat sacrifices don't work. Human sacrifices, on the other hand...
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"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
"Hyperlite, you *." -Tau, 0446015.M3
"When I get a hold of a Boeing 777 I will stuff it in the cargo bay my freighter and when I find you I will engage in an invasion of your butt that will make 9/11 look like a picnic, Hexalani swine." -Kobialka, 0531015.M3
"Hyperlite, you *." -Tau, 0446015.M3
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Just send pictures in the mail to GabeN@valve.com
Content can be anywhere from phallic shapes to the rare and delicious peanut butter fruit.
Content can be anywhere from phallic shapes to the rare and delicious peanut butter fruit.
mfw brony imagesfr0stbyte124 wrote:5 months from now, I will publish a paper on an efficient method for rendering millions of owls to a screen.
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Steam still bork. Tried many thing. None of thing worksed. Don't know what do but of wait. Will of wait.
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Have you tried turning it (the computer) on and off again?
Did you run a windows network diagnosis on the steamstore.com url?
Did you run a windows network diagnosis on the steamstore.com url?
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Yes.
The frick be that.
The frick be that.
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
Yes, twice.
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
>Home alone
>This is my chance
>Connect laptop directly to internet
>Try logging in
>nooooo.wav
>Stroke of genius
>Setup phone's hotspot
>Connect
>Try logging in
>whatthefuck.mov
>It worked
>Finish letting Steam set up because I reinstalled the *
>Disconnect from hotspot
>Steam says no connection
At least I can play my games now
>This is my chance
>Connect laptop directly to internet
>Try logging in
>nooooo.wav
>Stroke of genius
>Setup phone's hotspot
>Connect
>Try logging in
>whatthefuck.mov
>It worked
>Finish letting Steam set up because I reinstalled the *
>Disconnect from hotspot
>Steam says no connection
At least I can play my games now
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Re: Steam Y U Do Dis
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>Iwonder.png
>Open Steam in browser
>Look at Friends
>Try to send someone a message
>Nop.jpeg
>Try to view missed messages (of which I have none)
>Opens a new window
>It looks like the Friends list on the client
>Click on a name
>In the window a chat box appears
>Send a message
>They respond
>MFW
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe