Steam Y U Do Dis

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:03 pm

>Be me
>Been using only Steam App so far today
>Get home
>Turn on me PC
>Mess around for a while
>Decide I want to send Ivan this really cool dog
>Open up Steam
>Look at Friends
>It says I'm offline
>But I am
>Check store
>It says I'm offline
>Uwotm8.pdf
>Check community
>It says I'm offline
>SayWaaaaaaat.blob
>Restart Steam, see if that fixes the issue
>Try to log in
>Tries to bullshit me with server problems
>Retry log in
>Same
>Again
>Same
>Again
>Same

Plz am bus

Shadowcatbot · Post by **Shadowcatbot** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:07 pm

The trolling is strong with Gabe today.

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:11 pm

I've tried reciting the scriptures and applied the holy oils and praised lord GabeN. Nothing's worked so far.

Shadowcatbot · Post by **Shadowcatbot** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:20 pm

Vinyl wrote:I've tried reciting the scriptures and applied the holy oils and praised lord GabeN. Nothing's worked so far.

Try sacrificing your income and 50 virgins, that always works.

Post by **Error** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:07 pm

Also, praise both Our Lord GabeN and the Server Connection Overlords; generally a sacrifice of two keyboards and an old monitor are sufficient, but flatscreens are better.

Archduke Daynel, PhD · Post by **Archduke Daynel, PhD** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:37 pm

You can also sacrifice a goat if you have one available.
If you're lucky, though, the time you have sacrificed is enough.

Saravanth · Post by **Saravanth** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:54 pm

Goat simulator has taught me one thing: Goat sacrifices don't work. Human sacrifices, on the other hand...

ACH0225 · Post by **ACH0225** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:36 pm

Just send pictures in the mail to GabeN@valve.com

Content can be anywhere from phallic shapes to the rare and delicious peanut butter fruit.

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:59 pm

Steam still bork. Tried many thing. None of thing worksed. Don't know what do but of wait. Will of wait.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:33 am

Have you tried turning it (the computer) on and off again?
Did you run a windows network diagnosis on the steamstore.com url?

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:13 am

Yes.
The frick be that.

Ivan2006 · Post by **Ivan2006** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:10 am

Have you tried uninstalling Steam and redownloading it?

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:53 am

Yes, twice.

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:29 pm

>Home alone
>This is my chance
>Connect laptop directly to internet
>Try logging in
>nooooo.wav
>Stroke of genius
>Setup phone's hotspot
>Connect
>Try logging in
>whatthefuck.mov
>It worked
>Finish letting Steam set up because I reinstalled the *
>Disconnect from hotspot
>Steam says no connection

At least I can play my games now

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:39 pm

Spoiler:

>Got Steam to work on everything but Friends
>Iwonder.png
>Open Steam in browser
>Look at Friends
>Try to send someone a message
>Nop.jpeg
>Try to view missed messages (of which I have none)
>Opens a new window
>It looks like the Friends list on the client
>Click on a name
>In the window a chat box appears
>Send a message
>They respond
>MFW

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