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So I decided to dust off DF and play a short game.
/joke
/joke
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Enjoy your inevitable tantrum spiral / HFS / apocalypse of your choice here.
Also, weaponize the kittens. And puppies. And babydorfs.
To those unfamiliar with DF: losing is Fun.
Also, weaponize the kittens. And puppies. And babydorfs.
To those unfamiliar with DF: losing is Fun.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
All I know about Dwarf Fortress is that it has mind-blowing graphics.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Actually I've had two people go crazy, four have been possessed to make wooden staffs, and I dug a river trench around my map border so theives and child molesters get chased by my 16 dogs till they die.Commander Error wrote:Enjoy your inevitable tantrum spiral / HFS / apocalypse of your choice here.
Also, weaponize the kittens. And puppies. And babydorfs.
To those unfamiliar with DF: losing is Fun.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Fwarf Dortress.
mfw brony imagesfr0stbyte124 wrote:5 months from now, I will publish a paper on an efficient method for rendering millions of owls to a screen.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Owl Fortress : Gulag editionACH0225 wrote:Fwarf Dortress.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Owl Fortress:
1: owls cannot change jobs
2: owls will perform their jobs constantly until they die
3: owls will perform 45% worse at mining
4: owls can fly
1: owls cannot change jobs
2: owls will perform their jobs constantly until they die
3: owls will perform 45% worse at mining
4: owls can fly
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Shadow, seasonal updates and inform us of the amusingly guesome deaths.
Also avoid the sponges.
Also avoid the sponges.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Ok we'll it's been like seven seasons already so fast recap:Commander Error wrote:Shadow, seasonal updates and inform us of the amusingly guesome deaths.
Also avoid the sponges.
Two migration waves arrived along with a liaison and traders, one immigrant got inside my river moat after putting the bridge down and then back up. I attempted crushing him under my main gate but that didn't work so I just shoved him in my dry moat and left him trapped down there where he proceeded to die from dehydration and a minor concussion.
One minion dwarf powering my artificial waterfall fell into the reservoir and died from drowning. I could've saved him but punishment for his insolence was death. Saftey measures are being redesigned to prevent dwarves from drowning more.
Unfortunantly for my immigrants a goblin siege arrived and slaughtered all of them violently outside my moats. I finally got the militia to work with the other four of my five man militia squad realizing they have to train while the one who has been training is halfway to legendary fighter.
Excessive animal and dwarf fucking has been occurring as I've been receiving many babies and puppies and kittens.
Next I plan to expand another hallway of bedrooms and insert aandatory 3/7 height swimming pool hallway to said bedrooms to teach my idiot dwarves to swim and make them take a bath. Also I plan to kill the goblin siege for sharp stuff.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Sounds good @siege. D'you use danger room training?
Also, do you execute migrants just for lulz? Or do you actually use the corpses for something?
Also, do you execute migrants just for lulz? Or do you actually use the corpses for something?
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Currently it's just for the lulz and mostly so my population doesn't skyrocket more.Commander Error wrote:Sounds good @siege. D'you use danger room training?
Also, do you execute migrants just for lulz? Or do you actually use the corpses for something?
For training I just tell them to train in the barracks/archery range.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
Danger rooms can be handy for melle dorfs; a bunch of wooden spear traps on repeat. Dwarf goes in, either gets bruised or trains dodge and armour user skills.
Beware children may wander inside and be impaled. But if you've pop. issues, not necessarily a bad thing.
Beware children may wander inside and be impaled. But if you've pop. issues, not necessarily a bad thing.
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Meh I'm considering the possible side effects of making a children grinder.Commander Error wrote:Danger rooms can be handy for melle dorfs; a bunch of wooden spear traps on repeat. Dwarf goes in, either gets bruised or trains dodge and armour user skills.
Beware children may wander inside and be impaled. But if you've pop. issues, not necessarily a bad thing.
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Re: Dwarf fortress
SPARTAN them?
As in, toss them in a small room with a bunch of dogs and enough booze/food for 12 years, so they end up superdwarvenly tough at the far end, ready for conscription?
As in, toss them in a small room with a bunch of dogs and enough booze/food for 12 years, so they end up superdwarvenly tough at the far end, ready for conscription?
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Re: Dwarf fortress
And they shall all be named Bane when they come out. Problem is il need more babies, is there a force fuck button anywhere? I suppose I could just use DFhack to impregnate all my dwarves.Commander Error wrote:SPARTAN them?
As in, toss them in a small room with a bunch of dogs and enough booze/food for 12 years, so they end up superdwarvenly tough at the far end, ready for conscription?
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