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Starting next week, anyone with a post count below the median point will be required to pay to post, those with post counts above the 80% percentile will receive dividends; based upon accumulated data and FC mining of your hard drive, your credit cards have already been billed for the first month of service, Comcast will be handling our cancellation processes.

/emote snickers

That means everyone with a post count below 192 will pay a subscription fee, applying to 197 out of 230 users.

But only like twentyish people actually post and actually have posts.


We're data mining a gravel pit here.

I propose a better system! Instead, subscription is free, but it is fucking slow at standard speed for all users. You can pay a subscription fee to make it standard speed the posting Fast Lane, and get yours in before everyone else!

Oh, and there is now a posting limit. 100 Posts a month before you accrue fees.

And if you pay extra you can get the actual fast speed super fast connection and priority hosting behind those who use it the least.

you know I was just planning to start a server and go full p2w on it but this works too.

But seriously, I could sell stuff worth buying on a server without getting fucked by EULA, I have worked this out.

Well, You could start an "Elite" server in which you charge a cheap 1$ a month or whatever to everyone who plays to keep out the rabble.

Haha jokes on you I don't have credit card data on my computer!

I suggest hiring microsoft to develop teh money scheme !