The Robotic Coalition

[Error]

Understood. Shielding will be installed on the reactor vessels and ship hulls.

[Prototype]

Testing done on recovered biological specimens from SR388, they are very parasitic, and will attempt to feed on anything that moves, but they are unable to drain any energy from us. We have also discovered that they can be induced to evolve, some into very large and powerful organisms, although they are easily frozen. We have also discovered that these are not natural, they were engineered, and can be easily cloned. Some of the larger evolutions have strength to rival that of a Lamentor, and could be a cheap, mass producible alternative, perhaps we can use mechanical implants to enhance their capabilities, and reduce their weakness, also, it looks like we might be able to put implants in there brains which would allow us to control them better.

[Professor Fenway]

I have reviewed your results, Prototype. We also recovered logs from the prior natives inhabiting the planet. It says the energy they extract takes no physical form, and they call it 'life' energy. As such, they would not be able to harm us. Such creatures could be exceptionally valuable in our armies. Your findings are valid. I am authorizing immediate disciplining and weaponization of these creatures.

[Error]

Subjugation of systems SRS2221 and SRS 2225 in underway. SRS2222-24 surrendered and offered war materials. Awaiting response from High Command.

[Professor Fenway]

Negative, Error. SRS2222-24 has previously supplied us defective or malfunctioning material. They may keep jurisdiction, but we will supervise and control all production plants in the system. War materials denied.

[Vinyl]

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[Professor Fenway]

Nice try.

[Keon]

[Error]

GENERAL ALERT//ALL UNITS

M.L.P.//Brony sleeper cell unit has gone active. Request all units converge on the homeworld and secure.

GENERAL ALERT//ALL UNITS

[Professor Fenway]

SLEEPER CELL ACTIVATION ALERT! THE OWLS WERE CORRECT!

EXTERMINATE!

[Prototype]

:::CAUTION:::
LEVEL 6 SECURITY BREACH DETECTED

[Vinyl]

EXTERMINATE!

EDIT: What's up with the Youtube tags?

[Tunnelthunder]

Erry thing is broked.

[Professor Fenway]

Your tube be broke. I sad.

[Professor Fenway]

Sleeper Agent Exposed! Agent Catsonmeth has been compromised! All defense systems compromised! R.E.F.L.E.C.T Project has been compromised! Level 9 Security Breach! Agent Catsonmeth is to be captured at all costs. All defense systems passwords and locking mechanisms are to be changed immediately! R.E.F.L.E.C.T is presumed to have fallen into enemy hands and countermeasures are to be taken!

(I know it's been 8 days, but it's MY thread!)