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Marine Shadowcat proceeded to write "NO FUCK YOU IM NOT AGGRESSIVE!"
Of course these words were written by someone who was obviously not very angry and definantly weren't angry scribbles at all.

The Admiral scribbles the following in the far corner: Eya abôl ðêm re'êya'lêŵéya.

To whom it may concern,

Please replace the antacids in the medical ward. Someone took all of the antacids from the medical ward and there are no more antacids in the medical ward for people that need antacids.

There is too much fire in the engine room. Please remove some of the fire from the engine room, as it is blocking access to the aft engineering bathroom. There are people that may need access to the aft engineering bathroom.

Sincerely,

Crew.

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Marine shadow promptly scribbles something in a variety of language characters.

The lower left corner of the board is smeared with what appears to be faeces.

Literal shitposting.

Guys I need to use the engineering deck restroom but there's too much fire. Can someone help me move all this fire somewhere it can do something more productive than melt the antimatter containers?

As part of a psychological experiment regarding the behavior of crewmembers under increased stress, I have disabled all escape pods but one - not telling you which.

- the counsellor

In order to discover which escape pod remains functional, I will be remotely sending each one the launch command.