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Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:15 am
by Ivan2006
Ivan covers the bottom right corner of the whiteboard in a honeycomb pattern.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:50 am
by ACH0225
ACH promptly begins writing hateful and wildly homophobic slurs on the board, as well as a number of entirely unrelated phrases which aren't so much offensive as strange.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:53 am
by Error
Error's List of Essential Engineering Skills
1. The ability to walk into fire.
Metaphorically? -Anonymous
No, sir. The engine room is often on fire.
2. Recognizing the bridge crew's lingo;
"a minor problem" - We might explode soon if you don't act now
"a bit of an issue" - We will explode soon if you don't act now
"a serious problem" - We might explode anyway even if you act now
"uh oh" - We're all screwed, find an escape pod now
-Error, Engineer Extraordinaire
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:43 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Chief Equipment Officer Daynel writes on the whiteboard:
"Vinyl, grenade launchers are not toys, return it to the armory asap or I'm withdrawing your equipment rights."
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:20 pm
by Ivan2006
Ship counsellor Ivan replaces all the markers with insuspicious-looking permanent markers
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:17 pm
by Error
I see you shiver, in antici-
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:35 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Maine shadow proceeded to draw 'Leroy was here' long nosed peep face included.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:40 pm
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
I think it's Killroy, not Leroy.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:41 pm
by Shadowcatbot
Archduke Daynel, PhD wrote:I think it's Killroy, not Leroy.
It's actually like a billion different names depending on the country.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:02 am
by CommanderKobialka
I see what you did, Ivan. Don't think there is anywhere you can hide those erasable markers where I won't find them... I know every square inch of this ship like the back of my upper leg... which I'll have you know I am very familiar with. I'm tired of you ship counselors and your social experiments...
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:04 am
by Vinyl
Disregard any alarms you may hear. They are only a warp core malfunction drill.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:45 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
Kob, just fill out these forms and you can have these erasable markers right next to me in the armory by the end of the week.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:49 am
by Shadowcatbot
Ahem, I have the markers, also if anyone is a doctor, daynel has a few burns that are definantly not plasma burns.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:53 am
by Ivan2006
Shadowcat, you have been missing your anti-agression therapy five times in a row with no explanation.
Please come next time or I'll have to make the security staff detain you for posing a threat to the general public again.
Re: The Whiteboard
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:54 am
by CommanderKobialka
Archduke Daynel, PhD wrote:Kob, just fill out these forms and you can have these erasable markers right next to me in the armory by the end of the week.
*reads form
I, ____________ say I would really like some sexy erasable markers, and will get them as soon as I sign the blank spot on this form.
I also agree to daily rape
This all looks fine and dandy Daynel, but I think I'll just go take them by myself. I work alone.
Also Shadowcat wtf this is anarchy. I could have sworn ship counselor Ivan had them not 5 minutes ago.