The Whiteboard

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:15 am

Ivan covers the bottom right corner of the whiteboard in a honeycomb pattern.
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Spoiler:
CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by ACH0225 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:50 am

ACH promptly begins writing hateful and wildly homophobic slurs on the board, as well as a number of entirely unrelated phrases which aren't so much offensive as strange.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:53 am

Error's List of Essential Engineering Skills

1. The ability to walk into fire.
Metaphorically? -Anonymous
No, sir. The engine room is often on fire.

2. Recognizing the bridge crew's lingo;
"a minor problem" - We might explode soon if you don't act now
"a bit of an issue" - We will explode soon if you don't act now
"a serious problem" - We might explode anyway even if you act now
"uh oh" - We're all screwed, find an escape pod now

-Error, Engineer Extraordinaire
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:43 am

Chief Equipment Officer Daynel writes on the whiteboard:
"Vinyl, grenade launchers are not toys, return it to the armory asap or I'm withdrawing your equipment rights."
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Ivan2006 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:20 pm

Ship counsellor Ivan replaces all the markers with insuspicious-looking permanent markers
Quotes:
Spoiler:
CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:17 pm

I see you shiver, in antici-
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Shadowcatbot » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:35 pm

Maine shadow proceeded to draw 'Leroy was here' long nosed peep face included.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires



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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:40 pm

I think it's Killroy, not Leroy.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Shadowcatbot » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:41 pm

Archduke Daynel, PhD wrote:I think it's Killroy, not Leroy.
It's actually like a billion different names depending on the country.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires



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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:02 am

I see what you did, Ivan. Don't think there is anywhere you can hide those erasable markers where I won't find them... I know every square inch of this ship like the back of my upper leg... which I'll have you know I am very familiar with. I'm tired of you ship counselors and your social experiments...
Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Vinyl » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:04 am

Disregard any alarms you may hear. They are only a warp core malfunction drill.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Archduke Daynel, PhD » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:45 am

Kob, just fill out these forms and you can have these erasable markers right next to me in the armory by the end of the week.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Shadowcatbot » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:49 am

Ahem, I have the markers, also if anyone is a doctor, daynel has a few burns that are definantly not plasma burns.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires



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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Ivan2006 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:53 am

Shadowcat, you have been missing your anti-agression therapy five times in a row with no explanation.
Please come next time or I'll have to make the security staff detain you for posing a threat to the general public again.
Quotes:
Spoiler:
CMA wrote:IT'S MY HOT BODY AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.
Tiel wrote:hey now no need to be rough
Daynel wrote: you can talk gay and furry to me any time
CMA wrote:And I can't fuck myself, my ass is currently occupied

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:54 am

Archduke Daynel, PhD wrote:Kob, just fill out these forms and you can have these erasable markers right next to me in the armory by the end of the week.
*reads form

I, ____________ say I would really like some sexy erasable markers, and will get them as soon as I sign the blank spot on this form.
I also agree to daily rape

This all looks fine and dandy Daynel, but I think I'll just go take them by myself. I work alone.

Also Shadowcat wtf this is anarchy. I could have sworn ship counselor Ivan had them not 5 minutes ago.
Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!

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