The Whiteboard
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Ivan covers the bottom right corner of the whiteboard in a honeycomb pattern.
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Re: The Whiteboard
ACH promptly begins writing hateful and wildly homophobic slurs on the board, as well as a number of entirely unrelated phrases which aren't so much offensive as strange.
mfw brony imagesfr0stbyte124 wrote:5 months from now, I will publish a paper on an efficient method for rendering millions of owls to a screen.
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Error's List of Essential Engineering Skills
1. The ability to walk into fire.
Metaphorically? -Anonymous
No, sir. The engine room is often on fire.
2. Recognizing the bridge crew's lingo;
"a minor problem" - We might explode soon if you don't act now
"a bit of an issue" - We will explode soon if you don't act now
"a serious problem" - We might explode anyway even if you act now
"uh oh" - We're all screwed, find an escape pod now
-Error, Engineer Extraordinaire
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Chief Equipment Officer Daynel writes on the whiteboard:
"Vinyl, grenade launchers are not toys, return it to the armory asap or I'm withdrawing your equipment rights."
"Vinyl, grenade launchers are not toys, return it to the armory asap or I'm withdrawing your equipment rights."
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW
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Ship counsellor Ivan replaces all the markers with insuspicious-looking permanent markers
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Maine shadow proceeded to draw 'Leroy was here' long nosed peep face included.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires
Do not open. Ever. At all. Enter at your own risk to life and limb.
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It's actually like a billion different names depending on the country.Archduke Daynel, PhD wrote:I think it's Killroy, not Leroy.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires
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I see what you did, Ivan. Don't think there is anywhere you can hide those erasable markers where I won't find them... I know every square inch of this ship like the back of my upper leg... which I'll have you know I am very familiar with. I'm tired of you ship counselors and your social experiments...
Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!
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Disregard any alarms you may hear. They are only a warp core malfunction drill.
cats wrote:I literally cannot be wrong about this fictional universe
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Kob, just fill out these forms and you can have these erasable markers right next to me in the armory by the end of the week.
BASH THE FASH CLASS WAR NOW
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Ahem, I have the markers, also if anyone is a doctor, daynel has a few burns that are definantly not plasma burns.
In yo ceiling, stealin yo wires
Do not open. Ever. At all. Enter at your own risk to life and limb.
Trigger warning
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Memetic biohazard
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Do not open. Ever. At all. Enter at your own risk to life and limb.
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Memetic biohazard
Error bait
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Shadowcat, you have been missing your anti-agression therapy five times in a row with no explanation.
Please come next time or I'll have to make the security staff detain you for posing a threat to the general public again.
Please come next time or I'll have to make the security staff detain you for posing a threat to the general public again.
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*reads formArchduke Daynel, PhD wrote:Kob, just fill out these forms and you can have these erasable markers right next to me in the armory by the end of the week.
I, ____________ say I would really like some sexy erasable markers, and will get them as soon as I sign the blank spot on this form.
I also agree to daily rape
This all looks fine and dandy Daynel, but I think I'll just go take them by myself. I work alone.
Also Shadowcat wtf this is anarchy. I could have sworn ship counselor Ivan had them not 5 minutes ago.
Throw the commies in the drink so my country can be free!