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The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:36 pm

It was a source of some confusion when a large whiteboard - and seemingly endless supply of markers - showed up in the mess hall of the Banhammer.

Just as puzzling was the note, encouraging the occupants of the battlecruiser to use the board.


ATTN: Whoever is nicking control crystals from engineering - stop. Seriously. We're down to half our spares and I've had to fix life support twice now. -Error
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:38 pm

Private Kobialka promptly drew *
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:39 pm

Said * was promptly crossed out, followed by a tic-tac-toe game. 'X' won.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:41 pm

Admiral Vinyl orders that no one should approach the whiteboard under threat of execution.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:43 pm

Underneath the scribble that Error had so rudely scribbled on the private's *, the black marker lines began to move...
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:44 pm

The LoA's message had acquired an addendum:
Attempts to execute board users will result in confinement to the Blue Room (Orange Room for non-Hexalani).

-Boardmaster
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:52 pm

Sir... something on the board is moving... I think there is something wrong with these markers. The ink must be runny...
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:54 pm

[[OOC: >:/ it's just a whiteboard. With normal markers. The main selling point is that the FCers are trapped aboard the Banhammer and are driving each other mad.

Either Error and Vin (Jennifer? Jeld? Vinyl?) are going to kill each other or... well. We'll see.]]
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:58 pm

Me? Jeld? No. Call me Jen, call me Vin, it doesn't matter. What matters is that this whiteboard might be dangerous, and I don't want to take any chances. Someone get me an axe.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:00 pm

Attempts to destroy the whiteboard will habe you placed on control crystal repair duty.

You try to fix tiny shards of crystalline material with a hot glue gun and gloves on. I dare you.

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:14 pm

Yes, sir! *runs to nearest fire alarm and pulls ax off the wall*
Here you are, sir.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Professor Fenway » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:08 pm

Hierarch Fenway picked up a marker from across the room and began drawing a detailed space battle scene.

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Vinyl » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:10 pm

Didn't I tell you people to stop using the whiteboard? Error/Markus/Whatever, it's entirely your fault.
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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by Error » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:49 pm

Of course it is. That's the idea.
ATTN: While I appreciate the return of the control crystals, was it entirely necessary to hang them from the ceiling as decoration?

Next time you people start stealing them, I'mma just let life support fail, ungrateful bastards.

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Re: The Whiteboard

Post by CommanderKobialka » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:17 am

With all due respect to your rank, Error, this is anarchy and it should not be tolerated!
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