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FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:48 pm
by Error
So the FC Dark Heresy campaign began on roll20 today.

THE PARTY:

TAU as The Assassin, Issac Shepard. Never bathes, is hairy, and actually a decent shot. Feral Worlder.

SARAVANTH as The Guardsman, Beryn Braille. Who has a Fellowship of 39 but behaves like a Rude Dude. Hive Worlder.

DAYNEL as The Scum, Cormac Uriel. Has nailed every important Perception test despite sucky teammates and is surprisingly charismatic. Hive Worlder.

VINYL as The Tech-Priest. With an absolutely shit WS and a decent BS, has managed a fairly good few shots and has proven frighteningly effective in the torture/interrogation department.

DAY ONE.

The acolytes arrived. After landing, they briefly visited the customs office to get started, and then headed up to Hive Utraxus' residential block (be,oning to the noble house Phaedris). There, they chatted with the House Matriarch (who Sarav managed to tick off), the butler (who Sarav managed to tick off, subtly), and the House Guard commander (who Sarav managed to tick off).

The matriarch promised her hause guards' aid in the acolytes' investigation if they retrieved the (kidnapped) heir. So the party (save Tau, who was AFK) went to the underhive (guided over vox comms by Acolyte Horkenfriend) to seek out the kidnappers.

Arriving and being clumsy, they caight the mob's attention. After some good shooting by Sarav (dat red mist tho) the mob went into panic mode. We had to end for the day right as Sarav charged tje panicked mob.

Good first day.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:52 pm
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
I also totally seduced said matriarch. Sadly, we have yet to find any hats to kill for or dreadnoughts to steal. I pray the head honcho of the kidnappers has a fancy hat I can loot.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:05 pm
by Error
Cormac Uriel: Rolling 1d100
[1]
Issac Shepard: Rolling 1d100
[98]
Beryn Braille: kek
Beryn Braille: one seduces, one farts

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:19 am
by Archduke Daynel, PhD
I would also note that my perception is 33, not 18.
It's my willpower that's 18, because I used my reroll on the 26 willpower I started with.
In other words, if I try to rob you, just say "fuck off" and I'll probably wish you a happy tithe day and be on my way.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:13 am
by cats
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Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:03 am
by Error
Yup. If we ever enclunter anything requiring fear checks, he'll roll either a 99 or a 1.

(Cough Engelbart Kappa cough)

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:13 am
by Error
BE ADVISED: If we can get everybody online, next session begins 14:00 EST (18:00 GMT) today. Tau might be a bkt late, but Dayn and Saravanth do have their own thing to finish up.

ASSO: New guys an show up if you like, but we may or may not fit you in that session. And beware the appalling rolls made by the party.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:00 pm
by ACH0225
If I played, if have a really high perception and then be an owl, hope nobody could beat my perception checks and figure out that I am the xeno they are looking for.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:06 pm
by Error
Sorry, but xenos are heresy and you'd need go beat at least a few hundred perception checks every time you stepped outside.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:00 pm
by ACH0225
Perception of 100, I am ninja.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:23 pm
by Vinyl
That's not how that works.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:37 am
by Saravanth
I was distracted by playing DE:HR so I didn't see your message, Error. Did anyone show up yesterday?

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:01 pm
by Error
Nada.

Everyone post when they can next be available?

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:10 pm
by Saravanth
I've got this entire week. I know, however, that Dayn might not be back before saturday or sunday, latter being more likely iirc.

Re: FCDH (feat. Kek)

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:04 pm
by Tau
I have basically the whole weekend at any time between noon and 5PM. Later than that, I'll likely be busy eating and/or marathonning SG-1.