FC Storytime!

[cats]

You are suddenly transported into the last game you played. How will you spend the next 72 hours?

[Ivan2006]

I stand on a field. There is a dirt road in the distance.
I walk toward it.
Suddenly T-90 comes along and shoots me with machine gun.

tl;dr: How do I even Wargame Red Dragon

[ACH0225]

I am space engineer. I am in Lifting Gym Base Alpha. I lift for a few hours, then rest and consume protein shakes.

@Ivan you walk towards a forest and GLORIOUS BMPT comes out and wrecks you with dual grenade launchers.

[Error]

I am standing in XCOM HQ. I swear quite loudly for a while, then go into the field with the team and attempt to not be shot.

[Iv121]

Im standing on a rooftop of an old power station towering above the london streets, below me are hordes of mancubuses and hell knights, plasma and lost souls are flying above my head from all directions so I stand up, point my freaking AK-490 (no typo) and open fire. I spend the rest of the day being eaten and wondering why the hell did I make it so hard ...

You gonna prob spend the rest of the day thinking whats that freaking game hes talking about and then forgetting to care.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

I'm a captain of the federation, piloting the HMS Rave Party. We're trying to reach a base to present vital information for the defeat of the rebellion. Everything is going well, until I suddenly get deathraped and eaten by space spiders.

FTL, laddies and gentlemen.

[Error]

Giant alien spiders are no joke.

@Iv sounds like Hellgate.

[Iv121]

Wut ? NO idea what it is but whatever it is I say nah far more awesome, modded UT2004. In our case it was invation mode with Doom 3 monsters and ballistic weapons 2.5 + extra weapon packs. That invasion scenario I created is hell on Earth, I nerfed every single monster's damage to 33% yet Im yet to beat it without dying. If you wanna play invasion I also got Half-Life and Alien monster packs as well as random monsters in between. If you don't feel like it then I can let you play almost any type of a shooter using mah UT2004 mod collection. I don't like the HL mods as much because although they are much more numerous they still either retain that original HL look and feel or become complete total convrs, either way it feels like HF doesn't allow you to cover that balance of distance from the source and modularity.

BTW:



Fun thing alt-fire launches the bayonet at the target !

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

Fun thing alt-fire launches the bayonet at the target !

Who designed that thing, 4chan?

[Prototype]

Scream in terror as this thing falls on me.



Promptly respawn and conquer the world with OP dev weapons.

[Iv121]

Who designed that thing, 4chan?

You think they gonna mod a 12 years old game ?

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

Who designed that thing, 4chan?

You think they gonna mod a 12 years old game ?

Well it seems like according to /v/ anything that isn't at least 12 years old is absolute rubbish.

[Iv121]

Plus you know its not the weirdest thing in my collection ... I have: A shotgun with a mounting silencer, an SMG with poison dart launcher, a bouncing rocket launcher, a golden nuke pistol, a mini rocket sniper rifle, a dart gun that turns stuff into walking kamikaze bombs (or Jihadists if you prefer em like that !), a gun that teleports your target to a random spot, a barrel launcher that leaves explosive barrels behind you, oh and also person-mounted TIE blasters !

Also this:



If you ever wanted to re-enact the infamous spoon murder …

[Saravanth]

My squad and I are in the wastelands of Kenshi, hunting hungry bandits for our concentration/work camp so they can make themselves useful working on our hemp farms. Or, if it's an uneventful day, serve on the harpoon range as practice targets. And shortly after as dog food.

[ACH0225]

I get to fend off spooky bands of spooky infiltrators from bio domes in Indar with my doom turret and carbine.(PS2)

I get to be a semi-deific power entity over several people(Minecraft server)

I get to pilot an airship and go to RAMMING SPEED(GoI)

I send BMPTs to consume pleb HATO infantry/Ivan. (WG:RD)

I get to embargo other cities for the glory of Cuuyth(Simcity5)