The Organization - Tech Issues

[Error]

Jack,

Getting a weird bounce off one of the Strigiforme facilities on Vyytiil. Sending you a copy; is this our stuff bugging out?

-Agent DeVries

Nope. Our stuff pings back perfectly; who knew the owls went in for mad pranks. I sent them a copy of a virus; all it'll do is play that bloody annoying pop music from Zuguth endlessly. Should be fun.

-Jack

MESSAGE TO: STRIGIFORME CPM

Lads,

Someone forwarded me a copy of the recent escapared with the CCH. Use this on them.

Cheers,
-Vyyriims
--ATTACHED FILE: ZUGUTHDANSEN.EXE--

[Vinyl]

<:.\ LISTENING POST 31: HXG COMMAND; SECTION 3 |::| UNS-14004: NOVAN COMMONWEALTH \.:>
>>REGARDING: Shut Up Over There
[Your constant internal back-and-forth via external comms systems has really started to grate on Jelden's nerves, we'd very much appreciate it if you'd simply just talk to eachother face to face.]
<:.\ END \.:>

[Professor Fenway]

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Monolith-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Discovery

Monolith,

We are registering an extreme psionic flux originating from SEC Coordinates 8871A-8817B-2215C. Can you confirm? A reading of this magnitude would indicate a MR attack on the AUF using a psionic weapon; no other reading can reach that level.

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Discovery-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Monolith

Discovery,

There is no such flux existing in the sector you described. Are you sure your equipment is reporting correct values?

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Monolith-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Discovery

Withdraw previous statement. Fucking Jerry was outside the detector, playing a card game he called 'Solitaire'. He'll be written up for this, that bastard.

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Discovery-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Monolith

If that's the case, non-psionic activity shouldn't set off the detector at all. This 'Jerry' may be an unregistered psionic. Contact the AUF Psi-Ops department.

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Discovery-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Monolith

Discovery, we have not heard a response for three hours. Please advise.

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Discovery-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Monolith

Discovery, we are reading anomalous readings coming from your station. What is your situation? Please respond.

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Discovery-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Monolith

God dammit Discovery, quit playing games. This isn't funny. Respond immediately.

|Encryption Key 344-HEX-7|
Destination||Long-Range Sensor Station Discovery-
Sender||Long Range Sensor Station Monolith

Fuck. Abaddon is en-route. Anyone receiving this message, get the fuck out of there. Station is a complete loss. Repeat, station is a complete loss. Don't throw your fucking lives away.

[Vinyl]

<:.\ LISTENING POST 31; STORAGE/ARCHIVES/LOGS/INCIDENTS/INCD47 \.:>
[Beging Report. During a routine probe launch, there was an explosion in tube 4. My bet is it's Horrus' fault, he was never too good with the bay controls. Anyway, on top of new sensors, we also need a repair crew to come by and fix the damn thing. End Report.]
<:.\ END \.:>

[Error]

Bright,

Stop routing our comms through the Novan network. The Hexalani are picking it up, even if they can't read it.

-Agent Melanne

But it's such a nice network!

...

Fine. Using scatter protocols now.

-Jack

[ACH0225]

Transmission from Cuuyth Agricultural Transport Command to Cuuyth Civilian Consumption Command

We have a shipment of roughly 500,000 cubic meters of square-grown Vhyykiiriyyl* fruit. You requisitioned it, but our access keys won't get the transport into the unloading bay and everyone else has denied ordering it.

Transmission from CCCC to CATC

We have no records of that. Might have gotten mixed up in the bureaucracy. Orders now stand to execute plan Kyytir.

Transmission from CATC to CCCC

No can do, they're near their due date. No way we can get them into another empire before they explode.

Transmission from CCCC to CATC

Find some poor petty government space station to load them into. They're banned on Cuuyth anyways.

*A terrifying fruit, as it rots it builds up pressure within its hardened shell(think coconut), until it violently explodes and releases the near chemical weapon grade olifactory chemicals.

[Vinyl]

<<CCCP Checkpoint Station 7 Port A to CCCP Checkpoint Station 7 Central>>
I've got some owls over here saying they're here to deliver some... vykirryil(?).
Could you check the logs, make sure they've got the right place?

<<CCCP Checkpoint Station 7 Central to CCCP Checkpoint Station 7 Port A>>
Uhh, they don't appear to have any sort of- my god, what the bloody fuck is that stench?! C-*cough*-call the... the patrol... tell-tell them that...

This is CCCP Checkpoint Station 7 Port A, could you repeat that Central? *Pause* Central? This is Port A, come in Central.

[Shadowcatbot]

Transmission from TDO to TTRC
Everything appears to be broken over there.
Does that mean I'm in charge now?

Transmission from TDO to TTRC
Hello?
Can anyone see this?

Transmission from TDO to TTRC
Right since no one is responding I'm assuming I'm in charge now

[Professor Fenway]

|Encryption Key 887-HEX-2|
Destination||Unit 221
Sender||Antioch Military Command

Unit 221, we received a level 5 Orange security alert from your area. A security guard at the Bio-Logic laboratory reported a 'shadowy' figure carrying an unknown package entering the lab and locking out all security systems 20 minutes ago. After unsuccessfully attempting to regain access, the guard reports hearing 'strange chanting' and energy signatures coming in from the lab. Security footage confirms the presence of the figure, and security systems cannot be accessed remotely. Intercept and apprehend the suspect. Override codes to the lab have been provided.

|Encryption Key 887-HEX-2|
Destination||Antioch Military Command
Sender||Unit 221

Command, I don't like this. The lights outside the lab are acting very strangely and no systems are responding. I can hear the chanting as well. I'm preparing to cut through the outer doors.

|Encryption Key 887-HEX-2|
Destination||Antioch Military Command
Sender||Unit 221

Entered the atrium. The entire lab is a mess. Debris everywhere, shattered glass, scattered papers. The lights aren't acting up anymore, but a strange purple glow is coming from the main laboratory. Security guard is accompanying me.

|Encryption Key 887-HEX-2|
Destination||Unit 221
Sender||Antioch Military Command

Use caution 221. We're detecting energy signatures coming from the lab.

|Encryption Key 887-HEX-2|
Destination||Antioch Military Command
Sender||Unit 221

Suspect is dead. Some weird fucking shit was going down today. The glow was coming from a central stasis tank. A dead black cat was suspended in it. The figure was aligning some sort of glowing purple stones around the tank, and then discharged some sort of electricity from his cloak. The stones stopped glowing, and the cat started to fucking move. It broke out of the tank and attacked us, I fired and killed the cat. The suspect then attempted to flee, and was cut down by a malfunctioning security turret. We need a medical evaluation team ASAP.

[Shadowcatbot]

A black cat you say.
Heheheheheehhehe

[Error]

Bright,

We just recieved a package labelled 'Vhyykiiriyyl'. Safe to open?

-Agent Diogenes

NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO.

GET RID OF THEM RIGHT BLOODY NOW.

-Jack

[Ivan2006]

NO we are not adopting the new psionic output devices for civilian use anytime soon.
Stop asking te research team to use it for better *.

[Professor Fenway]

|Encryption Key 111-BIN-1|

Communications, can you PLEASE disconnect the Nuclear War Line from the public communications channels? I'm tired of answering, expecting a nuclear attack, only to have some poor sod ask us if this is the pizza place.

[Vinyl]

<::> DNIS-3901;N <::>
What do you mean we can't reach them? I don't care if we have to declare war on them, just get us those diplomats!

<::> AO-022;JR <::>
Sir, if I may, we don't have the capability to sustain a full-scale conflict with them right now, especially considering we just handed them 100 brand new warships. I say we wait for them to make themselves available.

[Error]

Yo Jack!

Got something about the Strig shoving sticks up their proverbials from recorder 6-2332-M9. No response to a diagnostic order.

Request a replacement, also, a better uplink. The * here is godsawful.

-Agent Diogenes

What.

Diagnostic cycle confirmed defunct, new one enroute to you.

"Official links are not to be used for personal reasons." Read: Try piggybacking on the CPM datalinks.

-Jack