Creepers & Stuff

[Professor Fenway]

Can I join (as in, fall out of the sky into the thick of it)?

I am Fenam Wryrin, lawful good human paladin, if i can.

[Shadowcatbot]

After returning the stolen loot and the grateful banker giving you a bag of 25 silver coins as gratitude you scurry away with the three fucked up bodies to the edge of town in some empty woods and look over them. Not much is on them beyond three rusted iron swords, Some bloodied clothes and a few coins they stuffed in their pockets.
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@Fen
Yeah sure, *plot magicks*
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Suddenly the fourth member of your party arrives Fenam the courageous human paladin of lawful goodness. Someone asks "Where have you been?" And he responds "I was in the can".

[Vinyl]

Got Tam it guis
BIC
"So what do we do now?" I ask the party. Roll for caring.

[Professor Fenway]

Roll for leadership, try to get party to help him in his quest to kill the evil wizard Evilian on the top of the hill.

[Error]

Don't roll due to lack of fucks given, just go with the party provided their goal will cause sufficient Fun and headcracking.

[Shadowcatbot]

The party sets off for the dark wizards tower of the wizard Evilian.
*Epic questing music*
You arrive at the towers base, Being as it wasn't really that far from the town anyway.

What now?

[Vinyl]

Look for hidden doors.

[Shadowcatbot]

You attempt to find hidden doors, After thoroughly frisking the entire wall you've found a cleverly hidden door disguised as the front door.

[Error]

"Nicely done, genius. How could we have found it without you?"

Walk in through the front door, and punch anything moving behind it.

[Shadowcatbot]

You attempt to walk in through the front door, You roll a zero on phasing and slam into the heavy reinforced wooden door which also knocks you out for a few seconds.
You suddenly have a vision of a grilled cheese with Jesus's face on it clearly the god of short people, He says: "Perhaps you should try knocking genius? And stop assuming about people!". You then wake up.

[Error]

Hey, no judging - I did it once in a tavern. The door decided it wanted to open, not get rekt.

[Professor Fenway]

Attempt to open said door. If that doesn't work, knock and wait for an answer.

[Vinyl]

Aggress door.

[Archduke Daynel, PhD]

In case nothing else works, chop door to pieces with my sword.

[Shadowcatbot]

You knock on the door and hear something move behind it, a few seconds later a very large burly man opens the door, looks at you, and says "Speak your purpose".