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by Chairman_Tiel » Mon May 05, 2014 5:30 pm
BEEP
A noise erupted from the darkness. As if noticing its efforts had gone unheeded, the source communicated its message once more, this time more incessantly.
BEEP BEEP.
For a moment silence reigned again, but then a groan raised from the shadows, accompanied by a sound not dissimilar to one shifting ever so slightly atop a bed. It was a mistake.
From the direction of the unseen molester came a handful of smooth clicks before a disembodied female voice declared,
"Active resident detected. Enabling Daylight mode."
The occupant in question had only a few seconds to desperately seek protection before the mid-sized room exploded into color; a length of what had previously been a pearly white wall indistinct from the rest slowly receding into its brethren to allow the brightness beyond to spill through the window underneath. In deference to the light, darkness quickly fled from the opulent blue carpet and various pieces of upholstery. Among them was an elliptical mattress placed in a corner with seeming disregard for any frame or springboard, instead electing to seat its thick mass directly on the floor's plush fibers that mingled with the matching and equally luxurious quilt laid atop the former. Mired in it were not one, but two beings, their bodies adorned with no shortage of feathers and plumage.
One of them, her head thrown under a cushion at the decided head of the bed, let loose another soft groan at the outside's indiscriminate invasion and withdrew from the adhoc shield, revealing features that, while not excessively beautiful, would be described as attractive at the least. A short but elegantly smoothed beak gave way to dusk-colored facial feathers set around round, intelligent and discerning eyes. Eyes that usually were bright and excited, but now whose silvery discs conveyed nothing short of tiredness infused with mild irritation. Those now swung with the Tien's head to look at her partner apparent, who remained unmoving beneath the quilt, face hidden behind its strategically manipulated folds.
"For the love of Pentos, I thought you said you'd turn that thing off!" she exclaimed with an edge of irritation.
The other Tien offered no reaction for a few moments before the quilt shifted above his own beak as he spoke.
"Tenne, you really shouldn't use the lord's name in vain."
Tenne rolled her eyes. "There aren't any humans here, and even if there were they'd never-"
Before she could finish the sentence the other Tien, his own feathers a homogenous blend of yellow and grey, cleanly slipped out of the quilt and assumed a squatting position atop the bed, as if guarding an egg. His vibrant brown eyes and somewhat effeminate countenance looked at her deadpan.
"Do you mean to imply Pentos does not offer salvation to even the lowliest of scum in the galaxy?" He said mechanically, crest raised in question.
Tenne's own body went rigid as she stared back equally emotionless. "Only if they believe and assume their place, Vaar."
They held the position for just a few seconds longer before simultaneously bursting into laughter, a whistling yet harmonious noise that could have easily been mistaken for melody to anyone unexperienced with Tiens. Even in normal speech a certain extent of whistling existed in their articulation, a trait more obvious at some times than others. Vaar's vocalization as he recovered from the fit of chuckling definitely fit into the former category.
"Please, Tenne, have you ever known a human to 'assume their place'?" He asked, the inside corners of his beak turning slightly upward in a smile. Tenne, for her part, covered her own beak with the auri of one of her wings in a failed attempt to stifle her laughter. Vaar looked up thoughtfully.
"Then again, I'd be more concerned about this 'believe' part...please do tell me where you find these such interesting specimens, hmm?" He asked as he advanced on her, a look of joking malice on his face, wings extended forward. The other Tien backed away in false fright across the apartment's spacious volume, still trying and failing to recover some modicum of seriousness in her expression as she backpedaled before finally coming to a halt against one of the single room's smooth walls.
"Ah, I have you now!" He charged forward with the clear intent of caging her in with his wings against the wall, only to be falter midstep in surprise as Tenne exploded forward with a look of purpose, grappling his midsection and bringing them both tumbling to the ground. It was all Vaar could do to wrap his powerful wings against her lithe frame as they fell, but it was too late. Tenne managed to maintain the high ground, and with her chest pressed against his looked down mischievously at her counterpart.
"Surrender now, and I might just take you alive." She said slyly, a single auri petting his crest.
Vaar slung her a look of exaggerated defiance. "The Protectorate is forever, nave! Your time is at hand!"
Tenne paused in mock surprise and contemplation, then scratched his head with her beak affectionately before effortlessly sliding out of the 'hold'.
"Keep that up kind of dedication and they just might make you a shocktrooper, eh?" She said as she stood up, dusting herself off. It was a needless gesture given the self-cleaning material of the carpet, but was more out of force of habit than anything. Vaar did the same, albeit with obviously less attention to detail.
"Yes, standing up to one as lethal as you on a daily basis, my devotion is surely unquestionable." He said as he hugged her from behind.
Suddenly the room's computer initialized again.
"Foreplay detected. Mating mode enabled."
As the lighting lowered, Tenne looked over at where the console lay in a look of exasperation. Vaar looked bashfully at the ceiling.
"Right. Fix computer. I'll get on that while you're at work."
He moved his wings back to his sides and strode over to the bed.
"Althooooouugh.."
"Not happening." Tenne said as she stripped out of her nightclothes.
Vaar threw her a fake pout as he subsequently moved to the apartment's integrated kitchen, removing a cooking dish from the collection of cabinets present and placing it on a plasma heater. "But I've got the day off and I'll be so loonely. Why even have a holiday when you can't even spend it with people you like half the time?"
Tenne finished removing the casual garment and turned, something approaching amusement on her face. "Oh, you only like me, is that it?"
He looked up from the brewing dish, and proceeded to give her fully exposed curves an admiring look. "Let's be honest hon, I only really love you when you're like that."
She smirked, knowing him well enough to know that wasn't the case. The two had met late in the education cycle, and ended up making a deal to share one of the two government subsidized apartments guaranteed between the two while renting the other out to someone who didn't qualify - splitting the profit, naturally. Of course, once they moved into their tenement, one thing led to another, and here they were three years later. To be at least a fifth through their lives and not married was something that was frowned upon in Tien society, but neither Tenne or Vaar were particularly keen on spending the amount of money a marriage permit would require. And so they'd gone on living on as they always had.
"Oh please. Keep it up and you're in for a surprise."
Vaar leaned across the serving tower and looked at her more studiously, a glint in his eyes telling the joke without even saying it. Tenne put her wings on her hips and fumed.
"Don't make me come over there."
He smiled and returned his attention to the pot of food simmering on the burner, glancing at a neatly aligned row of spices before selecting a handful and deftly shrugging a paltry sum of each into the dish. "You know I'm joking."
The other Tien opened one of the closets embedded in the apartment's walls and snatched out a crisp gray uniform, similar to those used in the military but absent any of the markings. As a structural engineer Tenne could wear next to anything she wanted, unlike other roles like an instructor or business manager, but like many of her species she preferred the utility of the drab outfit. Not only was the textile quality was superb, or the rugged fabric laced with strings of Cuker thermal conservation thread, but more often then not they genuinely were military surplus sold at a massive discount. When it came to just something to protect one's feathers from the dusk winds nothing could compare, a fact that frustrated many a foreign clothing supplier to withdrawing from Taln space entirely. She slipped on the uniform and was adjusting her feathers to fall in just the right fashion over the collar when suddenly a yell rang out.
"BREAKFAST'S READY!" Vaar cried, a replica of a 19th century human cowbell hanging from his right wing's aurii. A novelty item, really, but an understandable one given his unrequited fascination with xenobiology. Tenne sometimes wondered what would have happened had he actually pursued his passion, instead of ending up unexpectedly deployed for two years due to his status as a reserve member of the Planetary Corps. He certainly wouldn't have met her in the last year of both of their Education Cycles on Cayla, seeing as the only reason he was there to begin with was something of a half-hearted apology from the military hierarchy. She'd like to think it worked out better for the both of them, but still...
"Sssh, what are you, some kind of human?" Tenne teased as she sauntered over to the kitchen, all the while finishing buttoning up the uniform.
He looked at her, indignant. "What are you, blind? No, I'm obviously a Terran, the most human of the humans!"
Once again she found cause to roll her eyes. "They look all the same to me."
Vaar looked at her, aghast, and for a moment she genuinely thought she'd stepped over the line for the only time in their history together until he broke into an expression Tenne had come to identify as 'lecturing professor' and said, while wagging his finger,
"DAS RACIST." He looked up at the ceiling, as if summoning knowledge from some unknown source beyond the tiled ceiling and the clouds. "21st century 'internet' culture, if I recall correctly. Fascinating, really."
"Oh?" She asked while reaching for a bowl of the food - a dish called Habber of boiled grains topped with synthesized fiber.
"Yeah. You'd never believe what a bunch of 'idiots'," Vaar rolled the word in his beak a bit - he'd made it clear on multiple occasions he preferred the more grammatically correct 'moron' over the others present in historic human language, "these guys acted on it. I mean, it's like me and you, except maybe ten times more dumbkoppf mixed in."
Tenne looked at him expectantly. Realizing he'd made a mistake, the other paused and analyzed what he just said before covering his face with his wing in shame.
"That's German. Goddamn Krauts messing up my history lesson even in death."
"Who's racist now?" She asked, taking a spoonful of the Habber and sliding it into her beak. The taste could best be described as sweet, yet somehow savory. Humans that tried it said it tasted like oatmeal with something called 'hot sauce' mixed in, which Vaar had been on about weeks when he read of it. Habber was his trademark dish - in fact, Tenne sometimes joked it was the only reason she stayed with him - and being able to experience the sensation of something that had evidently died out sometime around the 23rd century by just making it without the grains excited him into always buying a surplus of his favorite spices every month when they went to the all-purpose store. Unlike other races, Tiens had arrived in the current galaxy already with the understanding required to recognize conservation as a priority, so the plants required were always in abundant supply and thus fairly cheap. It made him so happy, too, so she usually went along it.
At present, though, Vaar wagged an accusing auri at her. "For you, my friend, it is time to go to work."
Broken from her thoughts, Tenne took him literally and glanced over the clock behind him, which reported he was actually correct.
"How did you know..?" She asked.
He spun around on the ball of his claw a full 360 degrees before looking at her, eyes wide. "PENTOS HAS GIVEN ME THE POWER OF FORESIGHT!"
"ALL HAIL PENTOS!" Tenne cried in reply, withholding laughter as she moved to the door.
"PENTOS BE PRAISED!" At this he sprung over the kitchen's serving board and pecked her on her beak before leaping away and falling to his knees, repeating his mantra with satirical religious fervor. The five headed pagan Tien god would have himself chuckled at the mere ridiculousness of it all.
She looked on, shaking her head in bemusement. He was something else. But he was hers, and she his. And despite anything, they'd always have each other. That was the true strength of the Taln, really, whether it be on a small scale like this or toward an even greater cause such as that of their civilization's continued existence. That knowledge in tow, Tenne left without another word. After all, it would be rude to interrupt.
Okay not a day, more like half an hour, but we're getting there
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